两女用胸互顶小说 高清

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9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2018

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 苗语山 0小时前 :

    是趁漫威第四阶段把超凡蜘蛛侠时立项的废本子翻出来拍了吧

  • 李傲冬 9小时前 :

    但是后半个小时属实崩得厉害,感情戏更是鸡肋到爆

  • 玥倩 8小时前 :

    这剧情也太意料之中了。在漫威哪怕一个2流超级英雄的待遇都比这个强了八百里。WOT

  • 梅馨 0小时前 :

    19/5/2022 @ 海運。不算爛,但整個製作老土得以為時光倒流20年…..除了主角外其他角色都是工具人,故事也是完全猜到下一秒會發生甚麼。另外中段堅持不吸人血竟然令我想起況天佑😂

  • 隋秀曼 6小时前 :

    Nicholas博士咽气守时到毫秒!!!你是Dr. Punctual么?

  • 终祺福 8小时前 :

    5.5分。仿佛回到漫威20年前的杂牌英雄电影水平。

  • 晏秀妮 7小时前 :

    虽然老套,但技法(颜值)纯熟,瞻前顾后这款片也留下了人物的一笔。可自索尼迪士尼拉扯的宇宙串联后也真是乱,索尼好好拍啊,各拍各的就往暗黑去也行,毕竟观众对另个宇宙里的那套也很疲劳。就是,别再有《毒液2》这样的东西了…

  • 鹤轩 6小时前 :

    他为什么管自己叫Venom啊???还有他那个手指真的好像两面宿傩啊…

  • 泽安 6小时前 :

    5.17 這麼敷衍走流程的反派塑造和无聊的主角个性。但少爺还是这么好看555

  • 薛丽玉 8小时前 :

    非常非常老套的剧情,这个剧情几乎在很多很多很多个超英电影里面看到,剧情走向没有一点变化,闭着眼睛都能想到的发展套路,太太太太平庸了。

  • 蒿曼文 4小时前 :

    知道漫威摆烂,但这也太摆烂了吧!各方面都太难看了,杜比厅的音效都没能阻止我在高潮决战的部分犯困到不得不刷手机保持清醒,角色塑造稀巴烂,行为逻辑毫无说服力,就连战斗部分也糊弄得很。可惜了莱托的黑暗造型。

  • 骏宇 4小时前 :

    11和陛下 严重怀疑台词是故意的 不讲笑话的毒液套了个蜘蛛侠3的故事 最后还和新版蜘蛛侠联动了 漫威是真的疯了吧

  • 月菡 4小时前 :

    變臉和跳躍很炫,主角有點病態的形象很適合吸血鬼,反派人物沒能塑造起來,完全是爲了壞而壞。

  • 梦静 6小时前 :

  • 柏嘉 2小时前 :

    漫威搞这么个角色出来确定不是为了恶心蝙蝠侠的么

  • 濯光临 7小时前 :

    害,也说不上有多烂,就是无聊罢了,以及,少爷太美了

  • 沃溪蓝 1小时前 :

    期待越低,收获越多,爆米花指数尚可,与《毒液》如出一辙,只是蜘蛛侠的宇宙都把反派正拍,这终极一战怎么打?

  • 星灵秋 8小时前 :

    外网骂的如此烂我看完反而很平和。照《毒液》抄还能差一档次。故事很老套比较简单随意像90年代那种B级片一般但尺度又没B级。索尼为留住小蜘蛛快把反派们搞成正义之士了。莱托少爷演技再次证明有些演员是为特定角色准备的

  • 诸忆秋 0小时前 :

    Worst batman movie ever.

  • 歧绣文 0小时前 :

    好,无聊,的,剧情。莱托贡献了正常的演技和超高的颜值与身材,MS的反派也很讨喜,蝙蝠声波感应特效做得不错,很流畅。只有编剧,贡献了选低于水准线的剧情,太拉了,每一段都…………另外蝙蝠脸真的太丑了,正片结尾那个特写都能算恐怖片了吧?女主觉醒真的很 不 合 理,而且那个镜头特别暮光

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