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分类： 喜剧片 2008

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 罕雅楠 3小时前 :

    2:男主的手刚溃烂时我猜测他可能最后会变成糖果人，结果还真是。

  • 随友安 1小时前 :

    真人部分没有小动画的有意思，关于黑白之间什么社区什么的内核是好的，但是和鬼故事本身结合的不太好，各种画廊艺术元素的人物过多，有没什么用处，反正就，一般吧，五分那种，惊悚也不够，给两星吧，

  • 闫傲雪 7小时前 :

    蜜蜂嗡鸣做群魔，镜中开膛找不同，高级公寓磨烂脸，寄生巢人生锯手……-为何总是折腾黑人政治正确的题材你们不累吗？-那为何历史和现实要强行塞给我们那么多素材呢？不存在艺术剥削消费现实，而是现实在剥削消费着一切；遗忘痛苦者只会让痛苦不断重演，糖果人化作每一个种族冤魂聚集起来的宏大叙事，对抗着白人体制对历史的“正确记忆”

  • 颛孙运乾 4小时前 :

    剧情乱七八糟，还拍的苦大仇深的，里面就没有一个正常人，为了zzzq显得黑人如此脆弱似的，而且故事本身一些地方真的是没看懂，包括男主的身世和糖果人的关系，还有最后那个小时候看见糖果人的老大叔为什么绑架男主，男主为什么最后变成糖果人好像都没交代明确，看的是很懵逼，还有那一对txl出现的意义是什么？！还是为了zzzq么？看完以后真的非常后悔看了这部恐怖烂片，应该就是为了讨好黑人拍的吧。

  • 阮雁兰 4小时前 :

    欧美恐怖片的恐怖要素真是乏善可陈啊。都市传说永远不如宗教邪典来得带劲。

  • 柴高峰 0小时前 :

    刚开始还认为91分钟怎么够讲完一个种族歧视题材电影，看完之后发现五分钟就好了，前面的86分钟的内容就略显寡淡了。全片精华都在最后五分钟的皮影动画里，简单的配乐，简单的画面再加上一些字幕，诠释了糖果人的本质：糖果人不是一个人，而是无数无辜灵魂的蜂巢。

  • 运轩 1小时前 :

    想法是有力的，可是拍出来感觉粗糙和粗暴。Jordan Peele和Asian应该是得有那么点欲说还休的beef 。

  • 燕瑞灵 8小时前 :

    我觉得我可能就是特别吃peele的风格，他真的拍啥我都觉得好看。。。就缺点也挺明显，有些隐喻本来挺清爽硬是拐了两三拐就直接玩儿掉了，剧情里面不合理的地方有不少，但对我来讲都不是事儿。我就喜欢看他的愤怒，和那种不太正经但还是有点吓人的恐怖片呈现方式。另外男主太帅了👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • 采楠 2小时前 :

    女主还是策展人 用皮影戏把糖果人的故事又讲了出来 只要有人相信糖果人的故事 糖果人就会一直存在

  • 璟玉 7小时前 :

    少了原版的一些特点，但也增加了一些之前原版没有的

  • 祁由华 6小时前 :

    重新定义candyman，这个版本可能局内人看着更共情，但是作为局外人，这个故事我感觉还是老版本那种拍得很哀伤的感觉更好。

  • 迮子珍 5小时前 :

    3.5；节奏感足，构图和光影一流，各种角度的切换也较为流畅。然其整体套路依然十分陈旧，还是跳脱不了大部分恐怖片都有的那种傻傻的感觉。多处场景让我联想到《闪灵》，又让《闪灵》在我心目中的地位提高了。

  • 蒋才良 5小时前 :

    在观影的过程中，我以为这部电影在翻拍白夜行。但是慢慢的，我发现他其实只是想告诉你跨越阶级的爱情存在的机率微乎其微。一切更多自是一厢情愿的意淫而已。电影的质感很不错，可是剧情感觉不连贯，更像是灵光一现的感觉，而且电影最后那个男女主在阳台的片段应该算是幻想吧，不然太突兀了。

  • 谷俊 9小时前 :

    跟92版没得比，导演是给apple拍广告的么？

  • 牧文康 6小时前 :

    前面只是一般俗，最后把安东尼献祭召唤糖果人让我有点迷惑，风格类型都转变了吧？

  • 畅映冬 3小时前 :

    唯一亚裔角色最后一秒跑了没死。编剧在提醒亚裔不要站错队咯。

  • 狂姝艳 8小时前 :

    [4.0/5.0] https://bit.ly/3zLCGet

  • 蹇安民 8小时前 :

    本来就对ip很失望，现在还搞，简直没有任何好感了。

  • 祁宇菲 7小时前 :

    极 致 摩 登。看之前我真的很担忧这部电影要怎么去改才能不那么令人不满，但导演（看的时候真的完全没发现是女导演！镜头太利落了！）很聪明地用她对老故事的理解，重新解读了这个都传。风格、运镜、结构甚至故事本身都透着“摩登”感。硬要挑剔的话，我认为这位导演还需要更多的磨练。她需要去了解是什么驱动着她表达的这类观点存在并运作的。只有接触更多、经历更多，才能够从这种模糊的观感表达上脱离，变成更有力量的影像。

  • 籍成荫 1小时前 :

    这部片子最有意思的就是借着一个恐怖的都市传说说了一个一定要为黑人平权的大道理

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