Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
〈三星半〉此片有门槛；光看这部不会让人有追这个系列的冲动。美漫画风。
我们伟大的杰洛特大人小时候竟然是个光头...
标准的Netflix美漫画风，尚可的剧情，朴素的善恶观，还有不错血腥和打斗。
穷才是万恶之源 父子情 夫妻情 皆被活着诅咒
算是短小精悍了，很少见好莱坞拍魔幻类动画，音乐算是一大特色，有一点点攻壳机动队的感觉
看之前以为讲的不是凯尔莫罕那事，所以还挺惊喜的。动作场面很好看，剧情也不算俗套，血腥程度超出预期。我现在就希望网飞真人剧集能把预算提上去。
维瑟米尔确实帅，但是好像吃了设定吧吗，起码游戏里妹子最后不是这样死的。
比美剧质量高了太多太多…谁能想到威瑟米尔这糟老头子这么浪漫？那一组月下对话“拜托，我快70了”“我也是”，以及最后将冰化为梦想中的湖，无不让人为老爷子唏嘘，太惨了。
看过: 从《巫师3》杰洛特入坑，和老爷子并肩打败第一个大Boss-鹰鹫；眼看老爷子为希里殒命；遇见老爷子旧相好对其的思念。我，拒绝接受这一版的维瑟米尔。
这都什么玩意。
《在糟糕的日子里》（2021/国别：挪威）：
剧情改得太牵强，整体节奏也非常跳脱很难带入情绪。凯尔莫罕的毁灭本可拍成更为壮美的悲剧的，本片看起来却更像是一个被猎魔人毁掉童年的女术士闹别扭引发的大乱斗，说实话维瑟米尔的形象也没太立得起来。但打斗还算好看，与青梅竹马多年后再见依然坚贞的爱情与月光下的那一吻还是很动人的。PS.法印加强太多，猎魔人都要变术士了
逃不过的命运，世间没有好坏之分。弥留之际，我还记得那湖边的小屋，就算你离我多年，我尚未对你有任何放弃。我们是杀妖除恶的独狼，我们是变种混血，纵使被世间放弃，可我们还是为人除魔。
剧本非常精彩，作画顺畅精致
好烂俗啊，大杂烩一样的。。。
In general,是一个old school的浪漫史诗故事，套入了猎魔人的背景。阴谋与利益瓜葛，少数族裔的清除，还是比较期待大超的剧版。
男主太废柴了，有一些剧本的小漏洞，但还是很不错了。
太快了，所有人都赶着下地府的感觉
整体还是很干脆利落的，动作设计很棒，但明显有头重脚轻的感觉，后期太草草结束了
屋顶那泡屎也不知道是什么逻辑，感觉是导演的恶趣味，完全跟剧情没有一点关系。
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