两人坐爱片

两人坐爱片 高清

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分类： 喜剧片 2006

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 旭帆 5小时前 :

    问题很现实，但是这剧情也没啥参考价值啊

  • 卫家丁 3小时前 :

    剧情不行，非必要矛盾，人物性格架空，看完也不知道男女主学霸在哪里，mv电影。

  • 彩菡 8小时前 :

    毒液还是很可爱。但是剧情很掉链子。开头还是跟第一部一模一样的吵架。一口血就就突然能让人进化？血儿子出生为什么要杀老子？毫无逻辑

  • 初枫 9小时前 :

    让我真的恶心到了

  • 德震 7小时前 :

    换成黑人演刺激多了。

  • 国然 6小时前 :

    1，装逼遭雷劈。2，不作死就不会死。3，黑人不适合拍西部片。

  • 初延 5小时前 :

    其实算是那种戏谑片，如果开头给一个18XX就更好玩了，“白城”这个设定是最搞的，里面比较重要的客体来自于那个给了又收的戒指：最开始被兄弟打断——他无法摆脱这种“原罪”；然后被心上人拒绝——他还不属于那儿；接着被仇人没收——宿命发来的信息；最终从对方口袋里拿回——掌握自己的道路。

  • 勤书萱 3小时前 :

    为了彩蛋加一星

  • 卫浩云 1小时前 :

    女主很漂亮。就是Netflix的中等水平小清新青少年恋爱片而已。

  • 修含玉 3小时前 :

    好像还要有续集。

  • 席高洁 1小时前 :

    看完后觉得确实剧情很老套，但跟近期全程连一枪都没开过剧情流水账还高分的西部片比这部确实不错

  • 庞幼丝 0小时前 :

    连剪辑都是稀碎的，好像廉价B级片那样给你黏糊糊又昏昏欲睡的观影体验，是想和小蜘蛛一起负负得正吗？

  • 勾惜珊 2小时前 :

    哎，这扯不扯。看过之后就好像喝了一场宿醉。迷迷糊糊的，这感受倒还挺汤姆·哈迪！

  • 心俊 1小时前 :

    半个昆汀的水平，每一幅画面都很干净，每一个角色都特别有型，情节啥的就凑合着看吧。

  • 丁访曼 4小时前 :

    真的很无聊一片，疯狂让毒液和艾迪打情骂俏增加些许可看度

  • 克帛 5小时前 :

    离家出走要连哄带求。

  • 及南烟 2小时前 :

    很棒的黑人西部片 人物情节场景 尤其配乐很棒 就是节奏略显拖沓 不过西部片就这样 得摆造型

  • 夹谷红旭 5小时前 :

    5.0分！前半部分还可以的，艾迪与毒液相互吐槽，嘴炮不停，但后半部分彻底垮掉，高潮部分动作场面都有些平庸，最后彩蛋把毒液乱入漫威宇宙了，可以期待一下；

  • 休鸿 3小时前 :

    无脑动作片，小失望！就是大音响下面的bangbnagbang打来打去，自己炒自己的冷饭，不思进取的索尼啊。当然最后的彩蛋太给力了@@

  • 孔善芳 6小时前 :

    姑娘真正，男孩真搓，他俩玩的那座山真的好美啊啊，我以后也要找个类似的去玩

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