Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
嗜人医生的恋爱甜剧，够血腥，但是无脑，内容生硬，男主能吃人这么反社会了，为啥还恋爱脑，会被猎物咬掉丁丁？黑女被切了什么没交代，女主的屁股怎么长回来的没交代，黑人小哥来救结果跑了？？？最后那段反杀简直侮辱观众，每次锤变态都锤不死，一次次的逃脱追逐，简直浪费时间，太老套了...全程唯一的亮点大概就是认真做饭的男主，各种食材的特写，精心的制作方法，看的人食指大动，大概宣传人肉好吃才是导演想表达的...
这个年代还有几个写诗的男的？
娓娓道来，耐看。
居然真的是喜剧片，你别说脑里有那么一瞬间真的响起了“我们说好不分离，要一直一直在一起～”的BGM。就“吃人”这个题材还得是Julia来有意思，导演或许下部可以考虑一下拍个清纯的爱情片，“撕逼”前的那段跳舞拍得很有感觉
掀掉这筵席
遇到这种吃人的bastard，直接叫特种部队来一次净空行动，他们不配活在世上。
戏剧处理下的真实世界，男权社会的照妖镜，从头讽刺到尾，不是女导演拍不出来其中一些令人会心嗤笑的细节。只是导演意图有点太过明喻和直给，拍摄手法也偏爆米花和猎奇向，议题明确但实操空洞不够深入。
应该让Armie Hammer来演，比冬兵更有说服力
这片给两分绝对不冤枉，同样的题材别人一个半小时搞定它拖了两个小时，不刺激，不爽快，剧情非常平淡用切掉的屁股都能猜得出剧情走向，人物逻辑莫名其妙，最主要的是作为恐怖片不恐怖，作为血浆片不血腥，你给我们看什么?还打上黑色幽默的标签，导演你觉得你很有幽默感吗？和法国那部生吃比差了十万八千里。
对不起到现在还没摘口罩的我们，疫情这样的题材能把苦难彻底消解变成浪漫真的是太荒谬了
两倍速刷完，可以节约你无聊生命中的一个小时。 结尾甚是荒诞，就好像在说，性别平等道阻且长主要在于，女性中的叛徒使然… 另外，理论上来说，天主教教皇不是小男孩的主要买家吗，怎么会只有女性商品。
不完整没深度，很多情节bug，我这种不怎么会欣赏电影的人在电影院看了一小半就有点坐不住了。
最后拥抱了自己的老公，这一年，都不容易。
笑中有泪，这几年太不容易。电影虽不完美，但触动我心。希望疫情快点过去，希望新年大家可以平安健康度过每一天。2022穿过寒冬拥抱你
反杀不带劲 确实后期有点降智 还有个保镖呢 好仓促 中间美人计太长了 控制在一个半小时就好了 我以为斯蒂夫的妻子是杂志上留话的女人 我想错了？
看完恐怖片系列94：新鲜。剧情发展完全能猜得到。刚开始以为是像逃出杀人镇那样的，没有想到居然这么普通。
非常温暖的一部电影 我哭了好几次 玲龙cp过程好甜结局好刀😭好喜欢这对呜呜呜呜呜呜
现在食人和外科医生都挂钩真的有点毛骨悚然了bro（）
除了血腥和变态点儿，没有什么可禁的，不怕变态多，就怕两口子凑一窝。
半小时后出字幕，导演太能铺垫情节了！无血腥无暴力无情色！男主最后还是被勃起的海绵体害了，冬兵还是未参透“色字头上一把刀”！建议导演去看看港片《人肉叉烧包》，省的浪费观众时间！
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