魔鬼鸟 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 恐怖片 2011

导演: jean rollin

剧情介绍

  Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
  A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
  Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
  There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
  Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
  That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!

评论:

  • 芝可 4小时前 :

    2021比2020更加幽默,辛辣。

  • 谷梁安筠 4小时前 :

    一年结束的时候看看倒也不错,没多牛也没多烂。

  • 玥梦 8小时前 :

    其实很低端不好看,但去年最后一部是death to 2020,今年最后一部就2021吧,一种表态233

  • 沐幻丝 4小时前 :

    这比《别抬头看》劲儿大多了,我一看见川巨一众人等几乎立刻有了PTSD,想像《别抬头看》红发妹子那样抱着垃圾桶吐!大脑保护机制已经封锁了部分新鲜记忆,以至于我看到QAnon牛角哥的第一反应是:啥?这是去年刚发生的事儿?btw黛安·摩根好棒。btw好奇为何某些国家的absurdity永远也不会加入这类制作。

  • 盖伟志 0小时前 :

    感觉比上一部好点儿,讽刺的点更有趣了。如果想知道米国去年有啥热点看这个就好了。自嘲的精神值得学习。what did I learned is 2021? I learned that nobody learned anything in 2020.

  • 栋运 2小时前 :

    2020真的是不寻常的一年啊,好久不看美剧的我,好慢才进入那个讽刺的节奏,确实很有梗

  • 贰碧菡 0小时前 :

    比去年的更水一些,感觉能出到2025,还更给网飞自己的其他内容打广告真聪明

  • 闻人蕴涵 1小时前 :

    韩版《五十度灰》,但是受虐一方改成了男性,意淫成分太多了,但制作是真精良。【Netflix-TEPES】

  • 豆清秋 6小时前 :

    讽刺依然辛辣,两个普通民众也太好笑了,无法想象不接种疫苗或佩戴口罩,现实生活果然还是太扯了。我其实觉得它比较偏向民主党,Let's go Brandon都没被提及

  • 疏宾鸿 2小时前 :

    没忍住还是看了,现实与虚构分不清彼此果然是新常态……

  • 茂胤运 1小时前 :

    “为什么新病毒得从国外来?我们应该在美国自己制造变异株而不是进口它们。让美国再次成为细菌!”

  • 楼怀芹 4小时前 :

    其实很低端不好看,但去年最后一部是death to 2020,今年最后一部就2021吧,一种表态233

  • 林宛白 3小时前 :

    2022 #15。各种金句和笑料,还是一样的有趣和讽刺,而人们真的是没有从前一年学到任何东西。与此同时,大自然已经通过火山喷发,暴雨,洪水,山火,变种病毒等等开始了世界末日的预警倒数。希望2022不会是未来十年里最好的一年吧。

  • 蔚慕蕊 8小时前 :

    讲得还挺狠,美国一部分深刻自省一部分对自己自信还挺分裂

  • 祥逸 7小时前 :

    Netflix明目张胆给自己抬咖啊。同样的套路第二年就有点没劲了。让刘玉玲说那句话也是有点被恶心到

  • 百问萍 0小时前 :

    和《2020去死》是一样的套路,再看就没意思了,而且2021所发生的事并没有2020那么离谱

  • 英博赡 1小时前 :

    对奥斯卡颁奖礼之类的文化现象的吐槽特别疲软无力。

  • 溥乐天 2小时前 :

    比2020更魔幻,或者说每年都比去年更魔幻;我在2021学到的便是人们不会从2020学到任何东西;如果观察者网能有这吐槽一半水平,便是外宣无忧了

  • 载逸思 5小时前 :

    上一次看《2020去死》还感觉就在不久前...

  • 骏年 6小时前 :

    还有不到两小时就进入2022了。Can’t wait to see what it brings.

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