Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
得益于天马行空且恶趣味十足的画面设计以及紧扣主题的「全员悲情」的塑造，如此简单粗暴的冒险剧情在滚导的手里也变得如此出彩。屠杀中飙出的鲜花、百发百中的杀戮比拼、层层跌落的天降正义以及鼠潮涌动的朝圣，都太有艺术感了。从未品尝过友情的鲨鲨、被小丑伤透了的小丑女、被困于过去与自卑的波点人、诓骗于集体正义的守卫、父女难言的血腥运动、传承底层希望的捕鼠女，甚至是连反派都有着「我也曾幸福过 自由漂浮 仰望星空」的告白。被单一意识控制住的走肉与看到希望之光前赴后继的人民，我们是有多久没变成光了。
老鼠洪流打败了外星怪兽，哆啦A梦的快乐电影。比第一部自杀小队好，没有小丑也是正确的。不过我实在不喜欢这种血腥黄暴的所谓好电影。相比之下，更喜欢哈莉·奎茵出狱那场的演出手法、对美国假民主卫士真世界警察等自黑讽刺、以及想要违背命令把真相公开给世界民众的上校，和善待他人的捕鼠人女孩。他们让自杀小队有了主动保护民众的良心。
整体是很好笑的，虽然仍然是突然变卦或者跳脱常理的搞笑方式，但效果很好，反派的可爱不能是“成为英雄”，而得是真坏。
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特别嗨，反套路，恶趣味比漫威家的《死侍》要赛高，但也不是一个类型的恶趣味。深度啥的全扔了，完完全全就是让观众看爽而已，但爽片做的好也是一种本事。为这么嗨的电影，他完全值得一个高评分。
哈利奎恩，神奇女侠，惊奇队长并称世界最强女人组合…
没想到超级无敌的巨型海星居然是被卑微到尘埃里的老鼠大军给毁灭了。大海星临终前说：我也曾幸福过，自由漂浮，仰望星空。老鼠们说：我们都生活在阴沟里,但也会仰望星空。PS: 鲨鲨好萌，小丑女好飒！
平均每个派大星人要对抗一百只老鼠
派大星出场的时候，官方人员说的是kaiju（怪獣）而不是monster，倒也是一种技术进步的特摄文化了。
真人版《合金弹头》，或耗资1.8亿美元的Troma大电影——除了特罗马之父Lloyd Kaufman的例牌客串外，波点人变身的造型也太Toxic Avenger了。可能因为章节体，又是Men on a Mission movie，会让人想到《无耻混蛋》。与昆汀长期合作的剪辑师Fred Raskin功不可没，当然他跟James Gunn的渊源更久，第一份工就是给特罗马剪的《傻密欧与茱丽叶》。
派大星真的太可怜了，人家本来在太空飘的好好的，谁知被人抓了去做实验呢……
还是DC一贯的情趣，前半段催眠，高潮戏好看
反套路的欢乐喜剧冒险片，加上导演各种恶趣味，血浆、触手、卖萌、反转、迷影，十分满足哈哈哈。有意思的点：1.Bloodsport的头盔神似异形，Starro释放的海星像抱脸虫一样黏在宿主脸上。2.炮灰小队死的方式各有各的搞笑之处，T.D.K的将双手飞出去的技能太扯了。3.主角团在一顿突突突后发现是友军的名场面哈哈哈哈。
❶Disney是滚导的封印；
和银河护卫队第一部实在太像了，总体用力过猛的感觉（音乐也是）。不过还是为大男孩 Nanaue 留下了数滴眼泪。
冲在看得真的很开心的份上加一星。虽然很多桥段非常俗套恶意卖萌，但是反套路和黑美国两方面做的非常用心，以及高光时刻全给了小丑女。DC要是早这么搞早就赚的比漫威更多，可惜太过娱乐耍怪的后果就是太像漫威的模仿版了。
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2.已经不是超级英雄片的时代了，剧情和人设都真的很无聊。唯一能让我坚持下去的就是和平使者的身材，so hot。
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